The Yordle Captain

Before Yasuo could think it over, a purple-haired boy said with a cheeky grin, "Of course I know Teemo, the Yordle Captain."

A green-haired boy added, "His great-grandfather was the finance minister of Bandle City, and so was his great-great-grandfather."

A blue-haired boy chimed in, "By the time his grandfather came along, the family had fallen out with the Yordle king for some reason. So his grandfather quit politics and went into business. After two generations of hard work, they became the richest family on the entire Rune Continent."

Then the red-haired boy said, "Who could have guessed that when Teemo inherited the family business, he'd insist on joining the army instead? He started as a foot soldier and rose rapidly through the ranks, becoming the renowned captain of the Omega Squad special forces."

The green-haired boy continued, "And it gets even better. After a major victory, Teemo actually chose to retire at the height of his success. He went home and became a typical rich young master, a connoisseur of food, drink, and entertainment."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.