Are You Crazy? How Could I Possibly Be the Chosen One?

You stick your butt in the air and stare at the sky. You really are blind!

I am the Chosen One. All of you, come lick my boots!

What? You're not letting me go to college? Believe me, I'll buy the whole school!

You laugh at me for being a loser? You have no idea I'm worth billions, rich enough to rival a country!

My ex wants to get back together?? Get lost!!

I have a whole forest to choose from. Why would I waste my time on one tree like you?

I wanted to keep a low profile, but you insisted on making me reveal that I'm the Chosen One!!

Fine, I'll come clean!!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.