Madman Zhang San: Warning! Whatever You Do, Don't Mess with Zhang San!

Zhang San: I'm Zhang San, the lawless outlaw. You dare mess with me?

The helpless crowd rages: Warning! Whatever you do, don't mess with Zhang San!

Thief: I went to his house to steal something. I only took a knife to scare him, but he hacked me several times! He was acting in self-defense, so he wasn't liable! I was sentenced to ten years in prison for armed burglary!

Road-rage guy: Can you believe it? I just cut him off, and he flipped my car! My newlywed wife died, and I was left half-paralyzed! They even held me fully responsible and made me pay for his car repairs!

Cycling girl: I was riding my electric bike at 80 kilometers per hour, running a red light and honking, and he still wouldn't let me through! Then I hit him, my bike fell apart, and I broke a leg!

Thug: That day, I was out drinking with a few buddies. We'd had too much, so we teased a beautiful woman passing by. He stuck his nose in and played the hero, so my buddies went after him with knives. He killed them instead! Three dead, one injured. He acted in self-defense and was even commended for his bravery!

Zhang San: If you disagree, you can appeal. See you in court. We follow the law.

The helpless crowd rages: Let's see you do that without your lawyer friend surnamed Luo defending you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.