Madman Zhang San: I'm a Law-Abiding Citizen Who Knows the Law

Zhang San: "I know the law and obey it. I'm a good citizen!"

Everyone, furious and helpless: "Are you a demon?!"

Thief: "I went to his house to steal something. I only took a knife to scare him, not to hurt anyone. But he slashed me several times! His actions counted as self-defense, so he wasn't held responsible! I was sentenced to ten years in prison for armed home invasion!"

Road-rage driver: "Can you believe it? I only cut him off, and he flipped my car! My newlywed wife died, and I was left half-paralyzed! Then they held me entirely responsible and made me pay for his car repairs!"

Cyclist: "I, the goddess, was riding at 80 kilometers per hour, running red lights and honking, and he wouldn't let me pass! I ended up hitting him, and my electric bike was wrecked! I broke a leg in the fall!"

Local thug: "That day, I was drinking with a few of my buddies. We were drunk, so we messed with a beauty walking by. He stuck his nose in and played the hero, so my buddies pulled knives on him. He killed them instead! Three dead, one injured, and he claimed self-defense. They even commended him for helping others!"

Zhang San: "If you disagree, you can appeal. See you in court. We follow the law."

Everyone, furious and helpless: "Let's see you do that without your lawyer friend surnamed Luo defending you!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.