Three Kingdoms: I Really Just Want to Win by Doing Nothing!

In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Yi, a struggling web-novel author, transmigrates in the most bizarre way: he's an eight-year-old child and the sickly uncle of the young emperor Liu Bian.

It must all be fate. In this chaotic age, Liu Yi only wants to stay alive and quietly live an ordinary life.

But after he's bound to the strongest Stay-Alive System, his thinking changes. Forced to accept the System's missions, he begins a series of life-changing adventures.

Ding dong! Congratulations, Host. You've triggered a System mission. Help the young emperor eliminate Dong Zhuo, and you'll receive a military summons card.

Ding dong! Congratulations, Host. You've triggered a System mission. Kill Lü Bu, and you'll receive a strategist card.

System: Are you sure you're telling me to stay alive? Are you sure this isn't a joke?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.