Livestream Fortune-Telling: Viewer, You're Cursed with Romantic Troubles

"Viewer, you’re fated for romance."

"Holy crap, Master! How did you know? Look, my old school crush just confessed to me, and she’s even asking me to hold her. This is the life!"

One viewer shouted his approval.

Guo Yu was silent for two seconds in the livestream.

"I wasn’t finished. You’re fated for romance, with a deadly calamity."

"Take my advice and forget it. Actually, you can’t escape. When they beat you up, don’t even try to fight back..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged woman and a group of people appeared on camera. The viewer was caught in the act!

Holy crap, that romance really was a deadly calamity.

"Master, help me find something."

"What are you looking for? There are so many things you could be looking for."

"I’m looking for a treasure, hehe. You know what I mean, Master. It’s deep in the mountains."

"Oh, sure."

Guo Yu picked up the phone with his other hand. "Hello, 110? There’s someone here planning to rob a tomb. Please come take care of it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.