Pay 2,000 Yuan to Make Your Funeral Shake Heaven and Earth

For just 2,000 yuan, your ordinary funeral could look like this.

Men in black sob as they clutch your gravestone.

A hundred thousand people shout in unison: The God of War has returned!

A thousand limited-edition sports cars shut down the city to escort you on your final journey.

That unlicensed Red Flag car stays parked there, watching as you are laid to rest.

Everyone whispers behind your back, wondering who you really were and why you were so mysterious.

Pay one million, and you'll see snow falling across the sky in May, torrential rain in July, and flowers blooming everywhere in December. All of it, just to send you off.

Lu Funeral Services will give you a mysterious and legendary past, so the world will remember your funeral forever.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.