Siheyuan: Don't Mess with Me, I'm Not a Human Being

By closing and opening his eyes, Yang Yue traveled through the Qinman Siheyuan. The most outrageous thing was that he transformed into a weasel with a hundred years of experience. Binding system, as long as you succeed in seeking the title, you will not only be able to return to your human form, but you will also gain cultivation, and eventually you will be able to achieve enlightenment, become an immortal, and live forever. Unexpectedly, he asked for the title of Xu Damao, but he was almost beaten to death by this grandson. OK! If these beasts in the yard dare to offend Yang Yue, no one will be able to live a good life! After activating the possession technique, Xu Damao sang naked in the middle of the night and became the laughing stock of the courtyard. His blind date with Lou Xiao'e also fell through, just in time for Yang Yue to cut off his beard! Banggeng steals the chicken? He activated his blinding technique and transformed into a monster, which scared the shit out of him. He never dared to walk at night again! Is the uncle partial? The second uncle is an official fan? The third uncle likes to scheme? In front of Yang Yue, they are all younger brothers! He activated the Qi Observation Technique and told a fortune for a big leader. He immediately became his guest and gained all the money and power from then on! Are all the people in the courtyard just animals? Yang Yue said: Don't mess with me! Strictly speaking, I am not a human being! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.