Villain: I'm Really Not the Demon Emperor

I'm a little black dragon, and I'm a human, too!

I'm a professional villain!

I'm the villain who drives the male lead crazy!

I'm the villain who makes the female lead sing "I Surrender"!

I'm the most capable villain there is.

The Villain's Handbook: "Rule One: Remember, you're the villain."

"Rule Two: Villains shouldn't talk too much."

"Rule Three: Villains must be ruthless."

"Rule Four: Remember, when the heroes are unhappy, the villains are happy."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.