I’m Not Bragging: My Seniority Is Boundless

Don't think I'm making this up. I'm serious.

The inside information I share is absolutely true.

King Qin Guang likes to jiggle his leg while playing mahjong.

Zhong Kui is hopeless at playing Dou Dizhu.

King Chujiang takes forever to make a move at Chinese chess.

The Black and White Impermanence are terrible at finding their way around.

It seems Meng Po's soup is past its expiration date.

Judge Cui's Book of Life and Death is digital.

What?

I'm lying? The underworld doesn't have Wi-Fi...

Uh... fine!

Except for the Book of Life and Death, I, Li Tianyi, swear to heaven that everything I've said is true.

You don't believe me?

Look, a flying saucer.

Wrong... Let's try that again.

Look, the main story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.