No Way, I'm Just a Nobody in Showbiz

"My dear child, you are fortunate to have the God of Love's favor, to be blessed by fate, and embraced by the gods. Now, my lucky child, tell me your wish."

"Whether it's wealth or power, a beauty whose looks could topple kingdoms, or eternal life, you may choose anything."

Li Yu gazed at the old man floating before him in a pure white space. The man wore a spotless white robe and glowed with a white light, his beard snowy white. Li Yu fell into deep thought.

After a long while, he clenched one fist and smacked it into his palm, looking as if he'd finally got it. He raised his head, took a deep breath, and loudly announced his life's ambition to the kindly old man looking down at him.

"I want to live off others and wait around to die, without lifting a finger!"

When the alarm woke him, his lower back still seemed to ache from where the furious old man had kicked him. With a sigh, he began another day of doing his best to slack off.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.