Journey to the West: Refusing to Seek Scriptures and Trying to Reach the Mythical World

Xuanzang, who had been a monk for more than twenty years, finally won over his long-lost system. Bite! Congratulations to the host for rejecting the G-level scripture-seeking serial mission and being rewarded with the mythical version of the Dragon-Elephant Prajna Kung Fu. Bite! Congratulations to the host for rejecting the S-level scripture quest and being rewarded with the divine elephant's prison-suppressing power. Guanyin: Xuanzang, please go and get the scriptures. Tathagata: Xuanzang, come and get the scriptures. When the time comes, I will make you the future Buddha. Xuanzang: It is impossible to learn Buddhist scriptures. In this life, I can live in Chang'an City with my brother Li Shimin, bullying the dandy and teasing my little wife. The little wives in Chang'an City are all very interesting, they are big, round and... Master Namo Ami Tripitaka, the poor monk is talking about steamed buns. How about you send me the scriptures? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.