I Somehow Became the One Who Hands Out Systems

One day, Zhen Gou nearly drowned while swimming back in his hometown. By chance, he fished out this black card.

"What's this? It looks brand-new." Zhen Gou was surprised. Then the black card flashed, and a huge number of Systems suddenly appeared in his mind!

All kinds of Systems, from all sorts of series and varieties!

"Which big shot dropped this black card? I'm not the River God!"

"Damn it, why can't I merge with these Systems? Aaaah!"

"Huh! Why is there even a System that makes you stronger by eating shit?"

"What the heck, are all these Systems unwanted defective products?"

From then on, Zhen Gou sent off one bizarre, defective System after another, like a monk seeing off the Buddha.

After seeing all the Systems off, Zhen Gou wiped the sweat from his brow.

"It should be fine now... right?"

However, threads symbolizing fate stretched faintly from every Host back to Zhen Gou...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.