Video: At This Moment, I Guard the Starry Sky for China

"Hello, everyone! I'm your captain."

"Today's video is going to be a little different."

"I found a planet in the Centaurus constellation."

"See that? That's the habitable planet I discovered up ahead."

All right, I've planted our flag on it.

Just then, a hundred thousand mechs charged over, weapons at the ready.

"*****"

"What?"

"You want your civilization to submit to mine?"

"You really shouldn't have!"

"Holy crap, what are you doing?"

The mechs raised their weapons and took aim.

The captain was startled out of his wits.

"Art is Patrick Star."

"*Take care, amen!"

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