Video: at This Moment, I Am Guarding the Starry Sky for China

"Hello everyone, I am your captain." "Today's video is a little different." "I discovered a planet in the constellation Sagittarius." "Did you see that, ahead of you is a planet that I discovered that is suitable for life." … Okay, I've planted our flag on it. At this time, one hundred thousand mechas rushed over, weapons in hand. "*****" "What?" "Do you want to surrender to my civilization?" "Why is this so embarrassing?" "What the hell, what are you doing?" I saw the mechas all picking up their weapons and starting to take aim. This startled the captain. "Art is Patrick Star." "*Take it, Amen!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.