From the Start: A Giant Panda Cultivates Immortality on Zhou Jie's Livestream

Sister Zhou's team went to a mountain to film and captured a miraculous scene: red-crowned cranes, giant pandas, and other animals sitting cross-legged in meditation, cultivating immortality.

They immediately started a livestream, and it drew a wave of attention and heated discussion.

Netizen 1: What the hell, are people really trying to hype themselves up with something this stupid?

Netizen 2: They must be desperate to get famous. Now they've even brought out a giant panda to cultivate immortality. Why not just fly into the sky?

The platform and company promoted it, and it climbed the trending topics on Weibo.

After morning practice, a marmot blew on its giant paw and flashed toward a parrot. The parrot scattered into feathers, then reassembled in the sky.

The livestream chat exploded.

The drone crashed, but the team discovered that the animals could speak.

Parrot: What the hell! We've been filmed without our knowledge!

Green peacock: Where's my Royal Brother?

Parrot: That's what the Queen of the Daughters' Kingdom calls him. The peacock spirit calls him Master Tang.

Green peacock: Mind your own business. Believe me, I'll fan out my tail and blast you with shit!

Red-crowned crane: Check the drone. Be careful the footage doesn't get out and make Master blame us. After that, if you want to beat him to death, I won't interfere, junior brother.

The netizens' entire worldview collapsed.

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