From the Start: A Giant Panda Reads a Book on Zhou Jie's Livestream

While filming on a mountain, Zhou Jie's team captures a miraculous sight: red-crowned cranes, giant pandas, green peafowl, and more, all gathered together.

They nod and bob their heads as they attend class and recite their lessons.

The team starts a livestream on the spot, instantly sparking widespread attention and debate.

Netizen 1: “What the hell, are people still pulling stunts this stupid to get famous?”

Netizen 2: “They must be desperate for fame. Now there are pandas, sitting in class and reciting lessons? Why not just fly to the moon?”

A detail-oriented netizen: “I came here ready to tear into them, but I had an expert examine the footage. It hasn't been edited, and there are no special effects.”

The internet explodes. The livestream's viewer count surges, and with promotion from the platform and the company, the story climbs the Weibo trending list.

Concerned netizens tune in, each with their own motives.

Parrot: “Holy crap! We've been filmed without permission!”

Green peafowl: “Where's my beloved Brother Royal?”

Parrot: “That's what the Queen of the Women's Kingdom calls him. The peacock spirit calls him Master Tang.”

Green peafowl: “Mind your own business! Believe me, I'll fan my tail and shoot shit all over you!”

Red-crowned crane: “Check the drone. Make sure the footage doesn't leak, or Master will be furious. After that, if you want to beat them to death, I won't interfere.”

The netizens' entire worldview collapses.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.