Great Tang: What? My Deadbeat Dad Is Li Shimin

Li Shimin: "You little brat, I'm coming clean: I'm the emperor!"

Li Ye'an: "Old man, I'm coming clean too: I'm a transmigrator."

Looking at the imposing middle-aged man before him, Li Ye'an asked, "So you're my scumbag dad? Considering how you abandoned your wife and child back then, I may acknowledge you as my father, but I won't call you 'Father.'"

"Scumbag?" Li Shimin stood there, utterly bewildered.

Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and the others all wore strange expressions. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare, their faces a sight to behold.

Smallpox is raging through Chang'an. From the emperor down to the ministers, no one has any solution...

Li Ye'an: "Smallpox? That's no big deal. Just inoculate people with cowpox and it's taken care of. A piece of cake."

Li Shimin: "What is cowpox?"

Two hundred thousand Turks are invading, and panic grips the imperial court...

Li Ye'an: "The Turks dare to invade? Take this whole basket of grenades and go. I guarantee we'll blow them all to kingdom come!"

Li Shimin: "Can these dark, ugly rocks really kill the enemy? Are they meant to be thrown at them?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.