Journey to the West: I Wandered into a Pigsty, and Gao Cuilan Fed Me

Zhu Dachun accidentally wandered into a pigpen and was reincarnated as a pig, then unexpectedly bound himself to the Moonlight Treasure Box System.

"Bolo bolo mi! Time, reverse!" Gao Cuilan force-fed him slop without end.

What? The Queen Mother is offering an immortal pill? I absolutely must not eat it!

System retrieval successful. You've won the supreme treasure of the Great Dao, the Hongmeng Pearl!

The Queen Mother arranged for me to become Patriarch Bodhi's disciple?

Are the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiend Transformations just leftovers for the Monkey King?

Did I get the wrong script, or is this a setup? Am I supposed to take the Monkey King's place and journey west to fetch the scriptures?

The Monkey King has been born? I don't have much time left!

I, Zhu Dachun, don't want to be a pig, travel west for some scripture full of schemes, or have the Monkey King ride on my head.

No! This script has to change. I, Marshal Tianpeng, quit!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.