You Don't Know the Joy of Being Picked Up by Tsunade

After transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Xia Er was scouted by Hiruzen Sarutobi because his talent was so poor and his cheat arrived so late.

With his dream of becoming a genin shattered, he left Konoha and spent his days drowning his sorrows in alcohol.

But after getting blackout drunk one night, Xia Er woke up the next day to discover that Tsunade had picked him up off the street!

Xia Er: “I'm the one who got picked up!”

Tsunade: “I know!”

Xia Er: “I struggled with all my might, but the difference in our strength was just too great!”

Tsunade: “I know that too!”

Xia Er: “I was scouted before I even graduated, so I don't have what it takes to pull anything with one of the Sannin.”

Tsunade: “Enough. Since I picked you up, I'll take responsibility for you.”

Xia Er: “Sorry, my upbringing won't let me live off a woman.”

Will you take the easy way out and live off a woman?

Refuse without hesitation! My stomach is fine, so I can't live off a woman. Reward: One chakra.

Swallow my tears and do it! My stomach is weak, so I can only live off a woman. Reward: Ulquiorra's Zanpakuto, First Release!

The medical expert says my stomach is weak, so I'll have to live off a woman for the rest of my life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.