My Confusing Behavior Made My Friends Cry with Envy

Remember those confusing things you did as a kid? With a branch in your hand and possessed by a peerless hero, all the trees in the world are your enemies. Digging a big hole in the middle of the sand is known as the safest tunnel in the world. Take your schoolbag and throw it into the water to see who makes a bigger splash. There is a big firecracker. Do you like to blow up mud? Or do you like fried cow dung? Or prefer fried fish? Is the enamel jar soaring into the sky under the firecrackers? Is it exciting? Enough or not? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.