This Is Such a Broken System! Is This Okay?

Kiritani Kazuto: What should I do if I meet a beautiful woman and it turns out to be a BOSS spider spirit? Waiting online! Very urgent! Lin Hao: Miracles always exist! You have to believe in yourself! Just shout the power of Abba Abba Abba Moon Prism and Sailor Moon will transform! Remember to pronounce the long tone in "transformation"! Just use the power of magic to defeat the BOSS! Erha. Jpg … Rimuru: There's a giant dragon! It hasn't found me yet! What to do? ! It will eat me! Lin Hao: Draw a magic circle, sacrifice a bottle of Coke, and shout that the armored warrior is coming, and you can summon me to help! Rimuru: I don't have Coke, and I don't have any hands either! The next moment, Lin Hao, wearing big pants and flip-flops, sitting on a computer chair and eating instant noodles, appeared in front of the dragon! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.