Urban: I'm Rich Enough to Rival a Nation, Yet I Can Only Be a Simp

I just broke up with my girlfriend when a bootlicker System dropped into my lap, instantly maxing out my bank balance.

The tragic part is, even though I'm richer than a whole country, I'm only allowed to be a bootlicker.

But what's so bad about being a bootlicker?

This bootlicker can throw money at women until they turn around and lick my boots.

That's right, I'm a bootlicker with class.

Don't ask why. It's because I've got money. If you were rich, you could be a swaggering bootlicker too.

Lolis and mature ladies alike, they all come when I call!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.