Nuclear Bomb Journey to the West: the Bandit Tang Monk's Journey to Nuclear Ping

Song Yuanming traveled to the world of Journey to the West and became Tang Monk. After awakening to the system, he did not want to be a useless pawn! From then on, Tang Seng, a ruthless gangster armed with an AK grenade on his waist, protected by nano-robots and an orbital star destroyer cannon, set out on the westward journey with his four apprentices. Sun Wukong: I will never forget the scene when Master used anti-gravity weapons to remove Wuzhi Mountain and asked me whether I would 'protect him to go to the West' or if he would just 'send me to the West'. Sha Seng: Senior brother, master went to catch monsters again! … White-bone spirit blocking the way? Bajie, heat up the oil in a pot, let the five of us make rice with bone soup tonight! Daughter's country looking for a bride? Disciples, you can't control this, so you should be your master! … Tathagata Buddha: Where did you come from, a crazy monk? Amitabha, a poor monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, whose real name is Tang Xuanzang aka Nuclear Bomb Heavenly Lord! Come today and ask me, the Buddha, to abdicate! I hope that Buddha will not be ignorant of good and evil! If you don't follow this, the poor monk will have no choice but to destroy this pure land of bliss in the Western Heaven... That's good, that's good... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.