My Phone Is a Hundred Million Weird

The first day of soul wear is the first day of school! However, on the first day, Lin Yi found that his cell phone was a little strange. There are hundreds of millions of weird things in this world! The half-corpse in the woods: "I'm going to write a horrible word on your feet." Lin Yi picked up the phone: "Hey, there is a guy here who wants to compete with you to see who is worse off. Come and talk to her." The devil from the office building next door said: "You are asking for your own death!" Lin Yi picked up the phone: "Hey Yingying, this bastard bullied me and refused to let me go to work." An unknown ghost said: "Your body looks very suitable for me." Lin Yi raised his phone: "The mission is completed, you will be my ghost from now on." An unknown ghost said: "Oh, okay, boss Lin Yi." This book is also called Two or Three Things About Me and a **Beauty in Red Clothes This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.