Journey to the West: Are You Crazy? Using the Dao De Jing to Prop Up a Table

After an accident, Li Ping'an transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He thinks he can cultivate using the Dao De Jing, the sacred text of Daoism, but after reading it for eight years, he hasn't understood a damn thing.

My name is Li Ping'an. I'm the fool who recited the Dao De Jing for eight years. I used to dream of becoming an immortal, but now all I want is to marry a wife and live a quiet life.

Something utterly baffling happened today. While I was chopping wood, three hulking men suddenly burst in and knelt before me, saying they wanted to follow me and serve me. Damn it, I can barely feed myself. How am I supposed to feed all three of you?

We are three brothers. I'm Great Immortal Huli, my second brother is Deer Power Immortal, and my third brother is the Goat Power Immortal.

Eight years ago, we were just three little demons. But after hearing our master's teachings, we became great demon kings renowned throughout the land. The people of Chechi Kingdom revere us as immortals.

Today is the eighteenth day our master has gone without teaching. The three of us couldn't resist barging into the courtyard.

Heaven knows, we three brothers only wanted to express our loyalty to our master. We had absolutely no ulterior motives.

But our master said he couldn't afford to feed three freeloaders and told us brothers to get lost.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.