Journey to the West: Are You Crazy? Use the Tao Te Ching to Cushion the Corner of the Table

In an accident, Li Ping'an traveled to the West. He originally thought that he could use the Tao Te Ching, a Taoist scripture, to practice, but he never thought that after eight years of reading it, he didn't even realize it. My name is Li Pingan, and I am the fool who has been reciting the Tao Te Ching for eight years. My dream used to be to become an immortal, but now I just want to marry a wife and live my life. I'm very confused today. When I was chopping firewood, three tough men suddenly came in and knelt down to me, saying that they would follow me and work for me. How the hell am I going to support you three even if I can't support myself? ... We are three brothers, my name is Huli Daxian, my second brother is Luli Daxian, and my third brother is Yangli Daxian. Eight years ago, we were still three little monsters, but after listening to our master's sermon, we are now also famous big monster kings. The people of Chechi Kingdom regard us as immortals. Today is the eighteenth day that the master has not preached. We three brothers couldn't help but broke into the yard. In the conscience of heaven and earth, we three brothers just want to express our loyalty to our master and have no other intentions. But the master said he couldn't afford to support three freeloaders, so he told us three brothers to go away. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.