Anyone Up for Cultivating Immortality?

As Lin Xiao lay dying, he obtained the Disciple-Accepting System. Soon, his videos were all over the site: Zhang San the fortune-teller, Li Si the physician, Wang Er the ghostbuster, and Mazi the pet expert. He did all this for one purpose: to take on disciples and earn the spiritual qi points within them. Then one day, he suddenly discovered that he had over a hundred million disciples... What could he do when the world's spiritual qi was about to run dry? Right... head for the Great Cultivation Era aboard a wandering planet...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.