General Yu Wanted to Get Rough with Me, So I Pulled the Vein from Her Shrimp

Su Yue was a founding war god who had lived in seclusion for decades.

After receiving a distress call from his disciple, he emerged from seclusion and returned to the country.

While visiting his old comrades at the Martyrs' Cemetery, he discovered someone livestreaming a fight at the cemetery gates.

How could the spirits of heroes be allowed to suffer such indignity?

Just as Su Yue moved to drive them away,

a young man with a mental age of twelve, known as General Yu,

announced that he was going to give Su Yue a real beating.

Su Yue flew into a rage, and a hundred thousand War Gods rushed to the scene. In front of the entire internet,

they livestreamed themselves picking General Yu's shrimp veins.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental. Please do not imitate.