No Way! What Makes the Aloof Campus Beauty Think She Can Spend Money on Me?

As a handsome guy,

on the first day of college military training,

Su Yue is offered milk tea by a cute, slightly ditzy senior, though sadly, she's not his online girlfriend.

"Choice one: Accept the milk tea and win the senior's heart."

"Choice two: Refuse the milk tea and gain +10 Constitution."

Su Yue chooses to refuse the milk tea. His Constitution skyrockets, and he urgently needs to go to the restroom to purge the toxins.

Meanwhile, the aloof campus belle takes a liking to Su Yue.

She grabs a pack of tissues and rushes into the men's restroom.

"Choice one: Accept the campus belle's tissues and win her heart."

"Choice two: Refuse the campus belle's tissues and use your hand instead. Gain company shares."

It's not that the shares don't matter, but the campus belle isn't my actual girlfriend either.

Su Yue: "Babe, the campus belle just brought me tissues, and I turned her down."

Xing Yazhu: "Keep dreaming. There are only two campus belles at our school, and neither of them has ever brought anyone tissues."

Then she hears that the aloof campus belle went to the restroom to bring tissues to a freshman and got rejected.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.