I Ranted on a Forum, Never Expecting to Trend in the Celestial Court

Luo Yi accidentally stumbled upon a forum called the "sky screen" and discovered that posting rants there brought unexpected rewards. But his rants soon topped the Heavenly Court's trending charts, making everyone in both the mortal and celestial realms fear for their safety.

He ranted that Chang'e was a fake prude, all sweet on the outside but false within, and that the God of Food knew nothing but how to bluff, with no real talent.

He ranted that Marshal Tianpeng's demotion and reincarnation as a pig was the Heavenly Court's greatest miscarriage of justice, and that the Monkey King's rebellion was all a scheme orchestrated behind the scenes.

He listed five reasons why the Queen Mother distributed the Peaches of Immortality unfairly.

He blasted the Underworld's backward, utterly unfair reincarnation system...

When the Jade Emperor saw these posts, he flew into a rage and vowed to capture their author, or the Three Realms would fall into chaos. But in the end, his efforts came to nothing.

All they could find on the sky screen forum was the name "Zaxi Dele."

The gods were baffled. Could this person be a spy sent by the Western Buddhist Realm?

What? You want me to shut up? Sure, just bring the goods first.

So, should I eat the Peaches of Immortality first, or the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir? Waiting online, urgent...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.