From the Start: Lightning Keeps Striking Me!

From now on, you will live forever, never aging or dying!

"No, I don't want that." Chen Xiao shook his head.

You will rule the world!

"No, I don't want that." Chen Xiao lowered his head and rubbed his heel.

You! You! You! Never mind... As long as you dare to imagine it, as long as you can think of it, just say the word and I'll grant it to you!

"Hello?! Hello! What is this, a bad signal?" Chen Xiao deliberately waved the phone in his hand.

You! You, you! I'm inside your head!

"What kind of crappy signal is this? That's it? And you call yourself some great god?" Chen Xiao muttered as he walked.

You! You... Could it really be that you can't receive me...? That's impossible...!

"Hah, you picked the wrong guy to mess with. I'm human, I'll play you to death! Whoa! I'm rich! Ten times the limits of the human body?!"

"Whoa! I can lead the national soccer team to the World Cup!"

"The world's fastest man runs 9.58 seconds? Then I could... I'm rich, I'm rich!"

"…"

Only Chen Xiao's foolish laughter remained in the room.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.