I'm an Outlaw, and I Read the Dean's Fortune from the Start

Li Sangeng, unemployed!

He's a patient, but he thinks there's nothing wrong with him. It's the people in white coats who are sick!

He's hungry. What's wrong with wanting to eat kidney and chicken feet?

One morning, Li Sangeng was fishing in front of an empty fish tank. The director came over and asked how many he'd caught, then said he'd have the cafeteria cook them as braised fish for him.

Li Sangeng: "Director, you say you're not sick? How many fish can I catch in this empty tank???"

Director: "…"

Li Sangeng: "Director, your fortune today is written in the hexagrams. Would you like me to interpret it?"

The director wanted to fire back, so he silently prepared a whole speech.

He never expected Li Sangeng to completely ignore the usual script...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.