Urban: My Phone Has Mutated

WeChat: Get me a new phone.

Lu Yan: I don't have the money.

WeChat: You received 1 million yuan.

Honor of Kings: You're so bad. You still haven't reached the King rank.

Lu Yan: I'm just not very good.

Honor of Kings spent all night helping you reach King rank with 50 stars, and three days later, you reached 3,000 points in the Peak Tournament.

Douyin: You don't even have a girlfriend. I helped you flirt with 24 girls. Go meet one when you have time.

QQ: Help me break up with Alipay, and I'll give you 100 million yuan.

Alipay: You're still renting a place. I bought you a Evergrande villa at a judicial auction.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.