I Asked You to Deliver Food and Kidnapped the Wife of a Top Student?

Jiang Wei, who was reborn and gained knowledge in countless fields, delivered meals to the laboratory, and accidentally met the school belle Yu Jie, a top student. From then on, the two began an outrageous love affair with top students. Scene one: Staring at the hourglass on the table in a fancy restaurant. Xiao Ruoqing suddenly asked: "Is there a way to speed up the time of the hourglass?" Jiang Wei pondered for a moment and said seriously: "According to the equivalence principle of the theory of relativity, applying a random value of acceleration to the other side of the hourglass can destroy the constant value and accelerate." Waiter: "??" Scene two: In a pizza shop. Jiang Wei and Xiao Ruoqing ordered twelve-inch pizza. Waiter: "I'm sorry, we are out of 12-inch pizzas. Can I give you two 6-inch pizzas instead?" Xiao Ruoqing sneered: "You think we never went to school? S=πr2, we should be given four instead!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.