Xuanzang Slays a Saint, and the Great Demon King's Identity Can No Longer Stay Hidden

Wukong: In this world, he's the only one who treats me like a monkey.

Bajie: Senior Brother, don't say another word. I just want to lose weight now, or he'll stew me sooner or later.

Sha Seng: Master is kindhearted and can't even bear to step on an ant. Aren't you two asking for a beating by saying things like that?

Zhenyuan the Great Immortal: As the Ancestor of Earthly Immortals, allow me to call you my lord.

Queen of the Women's Kingdom: I only wish to discuss the ways of childbirth with the Holy Monk.

Demons: Eat his flesh and you'll live forever, gaining both longevity and vitality.

Tang Sanzang: I have three disciples. One dares to wreak havoc in Heaven, one dares to tease Chang'e, and one dares to knock over the Jade Emperor's cup. They specialize in dealing with people who court death. Remember, don't make me step in, or the consequences will be dire.

This is the story of a badass goofball who sweeps through Journey to the West, charming and hilarious all the way.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.