Roasting the Heavens: From the Start, I Reveal Hong Haier Is an Illegitimate Son

Luo Yi accidentally stumbles upon a forum called "Sky Screen" and discovers that posting rants there brings unexpected rewards. But his arrival leaves everyone in both Heaven and Earth on edge.

He rants that Chang'e only pretends to be proper, while hiding a different side, and that the God of Food is a clueless fraud with no real skill.

He claims that Tianpeng being demoted and sent to be reborn as a pig was Heaven's greatest miscarriage of justice, and that the Monkey King's rebellion was all orchestrated behind the scenes.

He lists the five reasons why the Queen Mother distributes the Peaches of Immortality unfairly.

He rails against the Underworld's outdated and deeply unfair reincarnation system...

When the Jade Emperor sees these posts, he flies into a rage and vows to capture the culprit, or the Three Realms will descend into chaos. But in the end, his efforts come to nothing.

All the Sky Screen forum can find is the name "Zaxi Dele."

The gods are baffled. Could this person be a spy sent by the Western Buddhist Realm?

What? You want me to shut up? Fine, bring me the goods and we'll talk.

Now, should I have the Peaches of Immortality or the Nine-Revolution Golden Elixir? Waiting for answers online, urgently...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.