In Marvel: I Created a Digimon World

My name is Lin Yi. I'm an ordinary Level 6 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. My favorite thing is enjoying thirty cigarettes a day. As far as I'm concerned, all I need is to live a happy, carefree life.

“What? You're saying I, a mere mortal, hooked up with all those gods? Don't listen to that bald egghead Fury. The goddesses of Asgard and I are completely innocent, including Thor's mother.”

“What? You're saying I've got a bunch of thugs working for me who could destroy the world? Don't listen to that purple potato Thanos. Just look at the pure, innocent eyes of the lovely ladies around me, like Angewomon, LadyDevimon, Sakuyamon, and Lilithmon. Which one of them isn't sweet and kind?”

“What? You're also saying I threw the timeline into chaos and destabilized the Marvel Multiverse? Don't listen to that six-eyed head in the Celestials. If you don't believe me, ask the Watcher. He's seen me do countless good deeds.”

The Watcher is always telling me, “Look at all the good you've done!”

See? Isn't he praising me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.