Siheyuan: the Director's 10,000 Ways to Die

Su Ping, who was terminally ill, suddenly felt a strange system. "If you direct 10,000 ways to die, can you save yourself? After directing 10,000 ways to die, can you gain eternal life?" So, the hen pecking the chicken, the ten thousand arrows piercing the heart method, the crazy eel enema method Lingchi executed Fa Tian, struck him with thunder and killed him by swallowing feces... Countless ways to die have emerged. The audience is becoming more and more curious. "I want to see if you can figure out ten thousand ways to die?" "Wow, this is the 9999th way to die. There's only one more way to die. I'm almost numb." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.