Siheyuan: Directing Bang Geng's Ten Thousand Ways to Die

Su Ping, who was terminally ill, suddenly acquired a strange System.

"Directing one million ways for Bang Geng to die will save your life? Directing all one million deaths will grant you eternal life?"

So there were the hen-pecked-to-death method, the thousand-arrows-through-the-heart method, the eel-forced-down-the-throat method,

the death-by-lingchi method, the struck-by-lightning method, the death-by-ingesting-excrement method...

Countless ways for Bang Geng to die appeared out of nowhere.

The audience grew more and more curious.

"I want to see if you can come up with ten thousand ways to kill him!"

"Wow, this is the 9,999th death. Just one more to go. I'm almost numb to it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.