A Hundred Years in Prison! My Sentence Ends, and Eagleland Deports Me Home

The United States decides to deport Tang Long, Pelican Bay Prison's most notorious inmate, back to Longguo after a hundred years behind bars, so this terrifying Eastern wizard can go torment the people of Longguo instead!

But Tang Long has caused countless American families to be torn apart, and this unexpectedly activates the Good People Live Longer System.

Tang Long is baffled. "System? What's that? I'm an old geezer with half my body in the ground. What use is a System to me?"

Then he runs into a human trafficker and, at the age of ninety-nine, punches the man to death! System notification: 90 days of life remaining! One draw!

An old person tries to scam me? Fine, take a look at my ID and see how old I am! He turns around and sues the other party for injuring him, wins 100,000 in compensation, and gains three years of life! Three draws!

The Americans are dumbfounded! A super con artist! A butcher with blood on his hands! Turning over a new leaf and becoming a good person? What a joke! I'd believe in Satan before I believed that!

And what's with the charitable fund he set up, researching super soldiers and military technology?

He alone is worth three divisions! Hurry up and announce that Tang Long actually became an American citizen ages ago, and beg him to return to the United States to do good!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.