Diary of a Broke Nobody

A lot has happened over the past few years, and I want to record it all gradually, piece by piece. Then I had a sudden idea: why not turn it into a novel? It might just be for my own amusement, but at least I'll have it to look back on years from now. There really aren't many unlucky idiots this hilarious. And if possible, making a nice profit off the jerks online who make fun of me would be a wonderful bonus. All right, I honestly can't think of any more crap to put in this damn synopsis. Why does a synopsis have to be so long anyway? At least 100 characters, but no more than 350?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.