I Burned Paper Money for a Friend and Crashed the Underworld's Prices!

He goes on a crazy spree burning paper offerings for his deceased friend, even sending Ru Hua down to keep him company.

But then he hears his friend break down: "Please act like a human being! If you've got that much time on your hands, burn me a couple of burly guys to work as bodyguards!"

Li Yue: "Fine, I'll burn you a Lamborghini as a lackey!"

Before long, a huge crowd shows up to snatch up muscular tough guys. All kinds of military-grade weapons and heavy firepower are in high demand, too.

Then his friend suddenly calls for help: "Holy crap, the enemy's too strong! I can't hold them off!"

Li Yue: "What are you panicking for? The Rock's on his way in a tank, and the Terminator will be arriving soon in a fighter jet."

"If that still isn't enough, for the sake of family, I'll have Bald Vin drive Guo Tansen over and call Uncle Liam to rescue you!"

The underworld is thrown into continuous turmoil, with battles breaking out one after another...

The higher-ups in the netherworld are furious: That bastard who wrecked the market prices has even put together such a ferocious suicide squad?

Li Yue shrugs: "I just burned down a few crates of firecrackers that make mushroom clouds. Gentlemen, take your seats and enjoy the show!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.