Mysterious Text Message, I Am Not a Keyboard Warrior

Swallow a mosquito and get a reward of 5,000 yuan Is there such a good thing? I swallow. Knock down the first person who comes through the door and get a reward of 50,000 yuan Damn it, I really didn't know he was a robber. Uncle policeman, please listen to my explanation. Peeing in public at the school meeting, rewarded with NT$500,000 I don't like money, I just like to pee into the sun so I can see rainbows. There was a "boom" explosion, and the newly built library collapsed instantly. Because of your peeing, teachers and students gathered around to watch, and you saved many people again. You are the keyboard warrior I'm not a keyboard warrior, but without a chance, Ke Bei raised his gun and aimed at the robber, and three shots were fired. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.