My Wife Is Marrying 288 Pigs, I Can't Hide It Anymore

"When a woman gets married, her family will give her 288 pigs as a dowry!" A video of a spectacular and outrageous scene quickly became popular all over the Internet and sparked heated discussions. Reporter Bingbing conducted a live investigation and found that the bride was stunningly beautiful and a graduate student at a prestigious university! Father-in-law: "The pig stole my son-in-law's cabbage, so I apologize..." Netizens are going crazy: What kind of cabbage are you willing to sacrifice your beloved daughter for 288 native black pigs? Groom Meng Yang: Alas, I can't hide it anymore. … Bingbing: "The secret to beauty? Just eat more of Mr. Meng's agricultural products." International grain merchant: "Hey, Mengyang monopolizes the high-end seed industry, and dimensionality reduction will attack us!" Meng Yang: "New product release, fat-reduced rice..." Global foodies: "No introduction needed, buy, buy, buy!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.