My Girlfriend Went on a Blind Date with an Old Man, and I Made Tens of Billions by Writing Novels

Son-in-law: "Brother, I'm still writing a novel! My sister-in-law is on a blind date with my dead wife's uncle. Stop writing. It's better to find a factory to make screws than to write a novel." Girlfriend: "Trash, write a novel, write *Ma! The evaluation votes and flowers are all in single digits, and you don't even have a monthly ticket. You are an incompetent trash! That's right! What happened to the old man I went on a blind date with? The old man has money, do you?" Ding! Writing Assistant activated. Zhang Yimou: "Xiao Qin, please give me the copyright of this book. I will make it into an epic masterpiece for you." Wu Jing: "I cover all the military themes. You are not allowed to sell it to others, brother. I will give you a share of the box office dividends." Feng Pants: "You, I think you have a good image, and you are very suitable for the opposite role in the work. Do you want to try to participate in it?" Qin Xiaoyong: "Sorry, directors, I want to shoot my work myself." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.