Siheyuan: Don't Mess with Me, I'm No Good Guy

Zheng Bin transmigrates into the world of "The Courtyard House", becoming the biggest rascal in the whole compound!

All he wants is a wife, kids, and a warm bed! And, on the side, to carry out his undercover mission!

He can sit back and wait for the era when even pigs can fly if they catch the right wind.

Silly Zhu is being bled dry? He deserves to die without a son!

Qin Huairu is playing tricks? She'll get what's coming to her sooner or later! The whole Jia family are ungrateful wolves!

Xu Damao is rotten to the core? He's destined to have no children!

First Master Yi is a gentleman? He's the most selfish of them all!

Second Master Liu is obsessed with officialdom? He'll lose everything sooner or later!

Third Master Yan is miserly to the last penny? His children are bound to be unfilial!

Granny Deaf is trying to set Lou Xiao'e up with Silly Zhu? He's not worthy of her!

I'll just mind my own business! What the hell does any of this have to do with me?

Don't mess with me! I'm no good person!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.