Siheyuan: I'm He Yuzhu, and From the Start Both My Parents Were Alive

The most miserable scoundrels on the internet, and the most satisfying courtyard-house novel for readers

A transmigrator takes over He Yuzhu. From the start, both his parents are alive, and he awakens a Snatching System!

Snatch something 100,000 times, and he can return to the modern world as the richest man on earth!

From then on, He Yuzhu races headlong down the road of snatching!

He's useless at everything, but the undisputed champion at snatching!

In this life, he has two maternal uncles and two paternal uncles!

His eldest maternal uncle is the legendary shopkeeper Li Qiuchen, and his second maternal uncle is Yan Zhensheng from Sesame Alley!

His second paternal uncle is Jiu Men Tidu Guan Yushan, and his third paternal uncle is Cai Quanwu!

His father is the head chef at a steel mill, and his mother is the director of a grain station!

His wife is Qin Huairu, and his confidantes include Bai Ling, Chen Xueru, and others.

Every day, he's either snatching something or on his way to snatch something.

The courtyard scoundrels love causing a ruckus? Then let's gather them all together and get the party going!

Fan Jinyou, Cui Dake, Wu Yansheng, Cheng Jianjun... not a single one can be left out!

Let's turn Love in the Courtyard into a real Scoundrels in the Courtyard!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.