Livestreaming Sales in Journey to the West: The Buddhist Order's Image Crumbles

Li Hang transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and becomes Guangshan, one of the four attendants serving under the Supreme Lord Lao.

With the Supreme Lord Lao backing him, Li Hang starts livestreaming sales, wholesaling all kinds of immortal pills and offering magical treasures and spiritual treasures in buy-one-get-one-free deals, with daily specials. He even takes on advertising for the Human Religion. He dares you to tell him whether the Buddhist holy mountain is scared.

Sun Wukong: "Fellow Daoists in the livestream, I can't get past this trial. Please think of something for me, I'm waiting urgently!"

Li Hang: "Great Sage, I just refined a magical treasure. It's high quality and affordable, and it'll help you get through the trial."

The Buddha of the Buddhist holy mountain: "Fellow Daoist Guangshan, can you promote the Human Religion's teachings without putting down Buddhism?"

"No!"

When the Journey to the West came to an end, boundless merit descended from heaven. Unexpectedly, ninety-nine percent of it landed at Tusita Palace.

The Jade Emperor gave his commendation, the Supreme Lord Lao smiled, and the Buddhist holy mountain fell apart.

Just business as usual.

When Buddhism finally turned hostile, Li Hang raised his arm and shouted:

"Master, fellow Daoists, Buddhism has gone too far! Let's hammer them!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.