Underworld Culture Goes Global: I Convinced Foreigners So Thoroughly They Could Barely Walk

Studying abroad and get held up by a foreigner? Turn the tables and rob him instead, teaching him a lesson.

How about some authentic Eastern ghost money? Want to get rich or find yourself a girlfriend?

Burn a stack of joss paper and take off right where you stand.

In the human world, I spread underworld customs: burning joss paper, setting out offerings, and weeping at graves. They became wildly popular throughout the West.

A Nobel Prize winner said in their acceptance speech: “I owe my success to the inspiration I get from burning joss paper every day.”

At the Europa International Fashion Show: “Inspired by the Dragon Kingdom’s underworld culture, we’re launching a mourning-clothes fashion trend.”

The Dragon Kingdom fashion industry was dumbfounded: “Fine, dress them in mourning clothes, but why are you making the models carry mourning staffs?”

Thousands of Dragon Kingdom bananas signed a petition: “Please stop showing off! You’re going to wreck the country we consider our spiritual homeland!”

In the ghost world, I rebuilt the Western underworld and hunted down evil spirits and demons. Even the Pope has to report to my Office of the Underworld when he dies!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.